The Anatomy of the Unicorn

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As you can see by this amazing diagram of what the inside of this magnificent species looks like, you will find the following amazing elements that make up this beautiful animal.
We will start from the hooves and work our way to the horn. Stars and Surprises are what the back and front feet are made of. The stars represent what many people wish on. Every time a wish is made a unicorn senses it in his back thigh. Surprises are what make life interesting. Didn't think you were gonna get that work promotion? Well think again. Unicorns know your inner most thoughts and desires. Next is Love, Superglue, Happiness, Kisses, and Sunshine. Unicorns are part of a unique team with cupid. Cupids arrows were said to have been formed by the flaky, dry, shedded skin off a unicorns horn. Superglue is what holds the magnificent Unicorn together. Without this essential piece in the Unicorn's belly area it would fall to pieces. Happiness brims over in the Unicorn's flank. If Unicorn's didn't have this amazing piece of happy they would become evil. Some are born without this piece and therefore become evil. Sunshine and kisses are both found in a very special place. A Kiss is something rare and beautiful, just like the Unicorn. And rainbows are only found after a storm. Unicorn's get their kisses and sunshine from a very special place- rainbows. Rainbows are found in the Unicorn's butt. Unicorns actually poop rainbows. This spreads kisses and sunshine to all who are near and far. After those are Smiles, Giggles, Wishes, and Dreams. These are all part of what a Unicorn is and they all come from a central location- the Unicorn's back. This is so whom ever is so humbled to ride one of these beasts will be filled with the laughter and joy of riding a tiny clown motorcycle. Hugs and Hopes. Hugs are much easier to do from the front rather than the sides and back, so Unicorns have their hug on the front. If you hug a Unicorn it is said that you will become superstitious. Hopes come from the Unicorn's nose. Their nose can sniff out the faintest sign of hope if there is any. And last but essentially the most important aside from the Superglue, is MAGIC. The Magic of a Unicorn is of course in it's horn. With swirls and shinning crystals all the way to it's point, the Unicorn horn is full of awesome wonder that cannot be comprehended. It's full off all good and plushy stuff. With out the Unicorn's horn.. it would only be an oddly painted horse.